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Insider Model Agent: You Will Not Make it as a Model (Pt. 2)


Posted 1 year, 7 months ago at 3:50 pm. Add a comment

“You’re ugly and you’ll never make it as a model…”

That’s right. I’ve seen your type before. You’re a high school cheerleader, or your parents thought you were pretty enough to go into the local craphole modeling contest and you won third prize as Miss Teen Heifer 2007. Or you’re a pretty boy with the most stylish haircut and all the most stylish tattoos. Or ten years ago someone told you were good-looking, and now you think it’s high time to get your teeth whitening and your skin tanned and your butt shaped and your [breasts] reconfigured and…now you want to…

To go on the catwalk at Milan or Paris or L.A. or New York or Tokyo. To get glammed up with all the other beautiful, pretty, rich, and glam people and party all night.

You think you have it in you. You think you’ve got what it takes.

Well – you don’t. You’re ugly and you’ll never make it as a model. You’re a small-town loser, a big fish in a little pond.

Go home.

Go to Insider Model Tips Part 3

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